Real Name: Alexander J. Gilpin
Callsign: DeShun, (A.K.A. Num Nuts)
Title(s): Mercenary
Height: 5'9" Weight: 125 lbs
Birthdate: 2/13/88
Specialties: Medic & Soldier w/ MP-40 or, on a bad day, the rocket wiener
Background: DeShun began in RTCW like any other lame ass. He got owned, raped, and
pretty much did the greatest swiss cheese impression you'll ever see. After a few weeks of being a human rug to the
opposite team De started to wonder why he sucked so bad, and it occured to him that he was way too slow. So, he beat
off three time a d... er... did hand exercises three times a day, and thus honed his hand/eye coordination to an extreme.
With his new ultra-super powers he could leap tall buildings, race trains, and pimp smack the opposition. After much
leaping, racing, and pimp smacking DeShun began going off and on with different clans, looking for something better than
lone guerilla bastage. He found it months later in a different version of RTCW called ET. The clan was LOD, a clan of vets
looking to pile the bodies high. It was here that De met other people with reflexes only hours of jerking the chicken
could allow. Mighty Titan, Fragmaster 2000, Tim the Terrible, Dish a Lish and an entire cast of oddballs each with their
own method of clicking people to death. De even met other clans chock full of wierd superhuman people, one of them being
Pedro from DFs, a clan LOD had much ties to. After much killing and crazy corpse sex LOD began to erode, and I'm talking
the eroding you'd find if you brought the wicked witch of the west to a water park. Scrimmages fell apart, servers went
hay-wire, and websites went to hell. Then to top it all off, De somehow smashed his motherboard. He spent the next few
months saving up, and thus he is here now, mouse in one hand, grenade in the other, re-honing his skills to kick some
commy ass with his old friend Pedro (now known as Black Mamba) and his new clan MERC.
CONTACTS
e-mail: DDeShun@yahoo.com
AIM: DDeShun